Jim Jones: The Legendary Cornball

Ever since the song, “We Fly High”, as contributed a little [I mean little] stir in the mainstream area rap, and not only will it die out [like most of the South's music] and never re-appear again, he must know some way to stay in the light.

I guess he does.

Today on XXLMAG.com, Jim Jones apparently produce a “diss” track to Jay-Z [Since, Cam couldn't do it, why not let his "weed carrier"].

Jim Jones “diss” to Jay-Z

Quite franky, who really gives a fuck about Jim Jones album, anyways? [Besides, the Dipshit fans]

Lloyd Banks – Rotten Apple: Album Review

Lloyd Banks, Rotten Apple (G-Unit/Interscope, 2006)

After hearing “Hands Up” from BET’s Access Granted, I was thinking “Rotten Apple” would be the album to get. Now after listening to the album twice already and listening to some songs more in-depth, I have come to the conclusion: This album suck balls.

The worst thing you’ll hear from this album is the production. Whoever is responsible for making these beats should take a “bear hug” from 50 Cent [No Lloyd Banks]. The beats are pretty god awful. I think Havoc was making these beats, and I couldn’t blame him…little dude probably couldn’t see the top of the controls.

Track Reviews:

Rotten Apple (feat. 50 Cent, Prodigy)

Why, the fuck did they even bother with this song?

LMFAO @ 50 Cent saying: “Half Christian, half nigga, half man, half gorilla”

Irony.

The chorus is boring as hell and mixing that with Mr. Monotone isn’t a good thing.

Make A Move

Banks talks about his gun toting skills, scaring jigs on the streets is a daily thing for him during the second verse. During that time, he basically tells you how much money he has and other ish. The beat sound like a horrible mix with rock and rap. This song is not good.

Survival

Another, half-assed beat. Also, if any of yall can give me an idea what the fuck is Banks talking about? I didn’t really paid attention.

Iceman

Ehhh…

You Know The Deal (feat. Rakim)

Rakim, is only on the chorus? I was expecting some fire too. Ehh…this song is horrible…fuck. Banks, sorta picked up the energy, but his voice is making me sleepy though…

Help (feat. Keri Hilson)

After deciding to stop rapping about cars, clothes, hoes, money, and guns: Banks seem to go out his way and make a love song. Ironically, this is probably one of the better songs when you get to this point. Another added bonus, you don’t have to turn your volume extra high, you can finally hear him on this one.

Addicted (feat. Musiq)

A song about him trying to be “emotional” about his “street/dangous” lifestyle. Admitting that he is “addicted” [hence, title] to this. Good concept, too bad he couldn’t deliver it.

Hands Up (feat. 50 Cent)

The best song on the entire album.

This is where the review stops…

Lasting Comments: Banks, is going to flop HARD. This album sucks balls badly, and the fact that he can’t “speak up” makes the overall delivery and wordplay on this album even worse. He even tries to “harmonize” his words on some songs. In other words, if you buy this album, your an idiot.

Public Breastfeeding, Is That A Good Idea?, I think not…

Let’s be honest, public breastfeeding is not a good sight in my eyes as I’m walking down the street to Blockbuster or somethin’. Well, last night, me and this girl walk to Wal-Mart, and low and behold, some bitch just took out her rather disgusting looking tit tays and slap it down a baby’s throat. As awkward as the situation was to me, the woman acted like she didn’t do anything wrong. I mean, if jigs can’t run around naked, why should a woman be allowed to do that shit? It’d be different if it was in a bathroom of some sort, but in public?

Naw.

So there has been a few protests in the past about public breastfeeding. Why, do I have a feeling, women is going to turn this around us [Men]?
“Around town, you know, there are certain places you feel more comfortable breastfeeding, like Central Market. Everybody knows you can go to Central Market and breast feed and not be looked down on,” said Aruni Gunasegaram, nursing mom

That’s the problem, you should get thrown the fuck out from there.

Some nursing mothers are comfortable breast feeding almost anywhere or anytime their little ones get hungry.

Why? Because its suppose to be “natural”? How, hard is it for a woman to go to th bathroom with her gremlin and handle her biz? Also, I know nursing a baby from the mother’s tit tay’s is healthy, but that’s not the point [just incase of a few jigs will put that on me].

To actually win this protest, I suggest to get a few hot lookin’ women to breastfeed in public, and more than likely no one would complain. The way I see it though, the only women who actually breastfeed in public, most of them turn out to be ugly.

With their National Geographic Tities.

Women needs to stop twisting this shit around. Do it in a bathroom or something.

It’s that simple.

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